What Do You Think Kourtney Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan Talked About?

Um, newsflash everyone: Kourtney Kardashian and Lindsay Lohan are friends and they’re riding the wave of #twinning, even if I hate that hashtag so much.

But honestly who am I to critique this union when they switched clothes yesterday in London, therefore announcing to all of us that they were the type of best friends we can all aspire to becoming.

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So the real question of the hour is: what do you think they talked about? Here are my theories:

– The Parent Trap

– Lindsay Lohan’s flawless hair in The Parent Trap

Mean Girls

– Why they traded clothes

– Other people who have traded clothes

– How they chose to trade clothes despite being millionaires who can just buy their own version of the clothes

– Clothes in general

– Fitness, I bet

– How fitness Snapchats are next level (they’re not, and I hate them) (I’m sorry)

– How I’m very judgemental about other people’s Snapchats

– How my opinions are very loud, always

– Actually me, in general, probably

– But also how we’re all kind of like Meredith in The Parent Trap

– The fact that Meredith in The Parent Trap wasn’t bad, she was just inconvenient

– How weird it is that the parents in The Parent Trap literally did not tell their children that a sibling existed

– Like, that is super weird

– So weird I mean, what if someone needed an organ transplant?

– Anyway

– How everyone would’ve hated an impromptu camping trip ala The Parent Trap

– How the butler in The Parent Trap was pretty cute

– How Dennis Quaid was really cute

– How the entire aesthetic of The Parent Trap was actually killer

– How pairing a top hat with a wedding dress was a move few of us would’ve personally made, but who questions Natasha Richardson

– God, I miss Natasha Richardson

– Anyway, the other Kardashians they for sure talked about the other Kardashians

– Lumee light cases

– Whether Kris thinks she’s one of the sisters or if she’s accepted that she’s a mom

– Instagram

– Instagram likes

– Instagram follows

– Hashtags

– Whether or not to use the #twinning hashtag

– Satisfaction over not using the #twinning hashtag

– Whether or not Lindsay Lohan will guest on Keeping Up With the Kardashians

– How much I, personally, would enjoy that

– And so would all of you

FIN

Tags: Anne T. Donahue, topstory

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