Here’s What I Think Westworld is About

I have never seen Westworld. I will probably never see Westworld because I am tired all the time and also because I only watch Planet Earth 2, Great British Bake Off and The Crown, and the idea of adding another show to the mix is daunting and I hate it.

But all of you love Westwold. Goddamn, you love Westworld. Everyone has an opinion on Westworld, and as the season finale creeps up, I have thoughts and theories on what Westworld is about. Here’s what they are:

  • Robots
  • Cowboys and robots
  • Thandie Newton, like . . . walking around?
  • Evan Rachel Wood
  • Evan Rachel Wood’s experience filming Across The Universe
  • The Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen film, How the West Was Fun
  • A behind-the-scenes look at the making of The West Wing
  • The wild west
  • The Will Smith film, Wild Wild West
  • What happened after Fieval went west
  • The opposite of every Mae West movie
  • Adam West
  • Dresses
  • Walking around
  • Computers?
  • Steve Jobs?
  • Bill Gates
  • Hacking into the mainframe
  • Whatever it is the little girl did in Jurassic Park to make the doors open
  • Dell computers
  • The woman who used to say, “You’ve got mail!” on AOL
  • The other story of You’ve Got Mail
  • Haircuts
  • Whether any of you remember that Evan Rachel Wood was in Practical Magic
  • The actual opposite of Practical Magic
  • Blouses
  • Suits (not to be confused with the series, Suits)
  • Flattering lighting
  • #technology
  • Why Mac stopped making those really fun colourful bubble computers
  • Why Jobs didn’t get better reviews (the movie, not the man)
  • Why Jobs didn’t get better reviews (the man, not the movie)
  • Kate Winslet’s accent in Jobs
  • How 10 years ago we had Bob Hope, Steve Jobs and Johnny Cash and now we have no Hope, no Jobs and no Cash
  • How it was actually more than ten years ago we had those things
  • Sting
  • Emails
  • Why selecting “unsubscribe” never works for me and why I always still get emails from Hulu despite never having subscribed to Hulu
  • The Twitter fail whale
  • The extinction of the Twitter fail whale
  • All 140 characters of Twitter
  • Why I can’t scroll through Twitter for less than 14148 minutes at a time
  • Why Leonardo DiCaprio won’t follow me back on Twitter
  • Why Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t win an Oscar for Romeo + Juliet
  • Why Leonardo DiCaprio and I haven’t dated yet
  • Leonardo DiCaprio
  • This post
  • This post that will make Leonardo DiCaprio fall in love with me

Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong.

Image courtesy of HBO Canada

Tags: Anne T. Donahue, Bell Media, HBO, hbo canada, topstory, westworld

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