Either she’s decided to start sharing the X-rated details of her and beau Kris Humphries’s anatomy, or someone hacked into her Twitter.
Kardashian’s been repping some racy publicity lately, but it turned out to be a seriously funny April Fool’s hacker.
It started off with some nasty twit pics, the first detailing her “new goal,” showing a seriously overweight woman in a thong. In the second, “Kardashian” declared she was “so over Kris Hump!!! This is my new man!!!!!”, accompanied by a photo gem showing off a naked old man riding a bicycle with flowers on the handlebars (perhaps a hippie/nudist?).
Then the hacker got down to business. We can’t, in good conscience, repeat them here, but the following tweets detailed everything from Kris Hump’s supposed sexual preferences (involving a “soft baby pink feather”) to her description of “true love.”
(Hint: it involves flicking a certain appendage. And we’ll stop there.)
Then in the late evening, the real Kardashian returned with a reassuring tweet: “Ok OK I’m back! Obviously my twitter was hacked! What a day @KhloeKardashian @nicolerichie Are we done yet?”
Oh, yes. Kim wasn’t the only one. Nicole Richie later admitted to hacking into Khloe’s Twitter account – but at least her tweets were a little more tame. They mainly revolved around the assertion that “K’s are for losers.” So “Khloe” announced she was “changing her name to Chloe Cardashian,” and she “ceeps cale in her citchen.”
Hacker or no hacker, though, one thing’s for sure: the Kardashian sisters love attention. That’s a reasonable thing to say about any reality star, but the fact that the offensive tweets (at least, on Kim’s feed) still haven’t been deleted says a lot about her enjoyment of the whole stunt.
Maybe Kris Hump really does have a thing for pink feathers …