Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Got Married and None of Us Were Invited

It’s just rude, really. But fine, okay, I’ll accept it. None of us were invited to Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis’ wedding, which happened this weekend, perhaps under the cloak of darkness. (Since like, no pictures have been seen in the era of original wedding hashtags.)

Ultimately, no details have been given, either, with the couples’ representative telling People magazine only that yes, the couple — who originally met on the set of That 70s Show in 1998 — are officially married now.

Not that we should be surprised. (Is anyone surprised? It’s weird if you’re surprised, right?) Last year, Kunis and Kutcher welcomed a daughter, and in the August issue of W, Kunis was pretty clear about her relationship intentions.

“My first real kiss ever was with him on the show,” she said. “We all get movie star crushes. I’m marrying mine.”

And again, none of us were invited.