Rumours of a potential Snooki pregnancy began surfacing recently, and this morning sources have told The New York Post that such claims are … true. (WHAT.)
According to these reports, Snooki is three months pregnant with father Jionni LaValle’s baby – which is contrary to her Good Morning America claims that she was, well, not.
“I definitely do want kids, but I’m not pregnant,” Snooki claimed. “Being pregnant should be a real thing and a happy thing and I’m not.”
Oh, REALLY, Snooki. Evidently, People.com reports that Snooki’s rep has offered “no comment” to the news, while MTV has maintained that the network “doesn’t comment on series in production.” (Sounds like a fresh batch of “yes!” to me.)
Clearly, whether or not that’s the case remains to be seen. But considering 25-year-old Snooki is already a bestselling author, multi-millionaire and a fixture in pop culture as we know it, being a mom might be the ticket to avoiding a lifetime screaming, “Cab’s here!” Regardless, we can all rest assured that we’ll probably hear much (much) more about Snooki’s pregnancy journey as the story continues.
Pass the woman some pickles.