According to Gwyneth Paltrow, you are.
After this year's Met Gala raised a few eyebrows thanks to its punk theme, Gwyneth Paltrow has gone on the record to say perhaps the most punk thing of all: she didn't like it.
"Do you want me to be honest?" she began, in an interview with two Australian DJs (having admitted she'd had a drink or two). "It sucked. It seems like it's the best thing in the world, you always think, 'Oh my god, it's gonna be so glamorous and amazing and you're going to see all these people' and then you get there and it's so hot and it's so crowded and everyone's pushing you.'"
(Actually, for the record, that sounds exactly like an actual punk show.)
Paltrow then went on to say she didn't think the theme was age appropriate, and that everyone who attended is "too old" to dress punk.
"I think we're all a bit old to dress up punk," she said. "I just kind of went as normal."
Which, arguably, is probably the most punk thing of all.
What did you guys think of this year's theme? And — gasp — is Ms. Paltrow onto something? (Maybe?)