Kanye West Calls Kim Kardashian “His Beyonce”

Well here’s a headline for the books: Us Weekly has reported that Kanye West thinks Kim Kardashian is “his Beyonce.”

According to a pal (read: source), Kanye West is allegedly “head over heels” for 31-year-old Kim Kardashian, who was seen walking around New York City with the controversial reality star.

Evidently, it’s also “not a PR stunt” and they’re “perfect for each other.” The source continues: “He thinks she’s his Beyonce!”

Cue: the shocked silence heard around the world.

The story continues with Kanye West finally “getting” Kim Kardashian, who he flirted with and pursued shamelessly for several years. Naturally, it makes sense. The only person who loves publicity as much as – nay, more than – Kim Kardashian is Kanye West, so the fact that “she sees how much Kanye loves her” might mean 2012 has a new it-couple.

Somewhere Kris Humphries is crying.