Well, we all watched the Super Bowl halftime show. We all watched Beyonce kill her performance of “Formation” dead, and we’ve all been listening to “Formation” for the last 48 hours because it’s all that matters right now, thanks.
Oh, and also Beyonce’s going on tour again.
Yeah, deal with this, everyone: after the greatest halftime song/dance in the world, Beyonce announced that beginning April 27, she’ll be launching the Formation World Tour, kicking it off in Miami.
According to Us Weekly, tickets will (apparently) be going on sale on February 16 (but I swear I saw February 9 show up on TV). And in case you want to plan a road trip around the North American dates, here they are:
April 27: Miami
April 29: Tampa
May 1: Atlanta
May 3: Raleigh, NC
May 5: Nashville
May 7: Houston
May 9: Dallas
May 12: San Diego
May 14: LA
May 16: San Francisco
May 18: Seattle
May 20: Edmonton
May 23: Minneapolis
May 25: TORONTO
May 27: Chicago
May 29: Detroit
May 31: Pittsburgh
June 3: Boston
June 5: Philadelphia
June 7: New York
June 10: Baltimore
June 12: Hershey, Pennsylvania
You guys ready for this? Will I see you there? Will we hang out? Will you deal with me, rushing up to you in tears as I’m being thrown out of the venue while screaming “Beyonce is my best friend”? Will you cite this post as a warning that I shouldn’t be allowed in the building at all? Will this news give me strength to fight off the cold I have right now? Will you reschedule any weddings or plans you guys have coming up on the aforementioned date? Are you also surprised Montreal seemed to get shafted? Are we human or are we dancer?
Let’s do this, everyone.
