Kate Moss, you go, girl. (You're reading this, right? Just let me know in the comments. Thank you, Ms. Moss.) According to The Telegraph, the veteran model sat Justin Bieber down and gave him one hell of a talking to.
"Kate had a huge go at him and told him he needed to behave," a source told The Sun. "She was giving Bieber some choice words like a teacher after the singer asked to be introduced."
The choice words, of course, come after Bieber and Orlando Bloom's altercation last week in which Bloom kind of (?) punched Bieber (or tried to), and Bieber responded by posting photos of Bloom's ex-wife, Miranda Kerr, on Instagram — and then a photo of Orlando Bloom himself, crying. Yikes. Even more yikes? The fight started in response to allegations/rumours/something that Bieber and Kerr had hooked up at some point. And, well, all of this sounds horrible, frankly. Like, for literally every human being involved. Even us, who are forced to know about it and think about Justin Bieber doing anything but sitting in a room someplace, like maybe a rehabilitation centre.
Anywho.
"He'd gone up to to say hi [to Kate]," the source continued. "Like his usual cocky self, expecting her to gush over him. It was quite a slap in the face."
Maybe next time Orlando Bloom tries that? Guys, I don't know. These are people none of us want to be friend with. (Minus Moss, obviously, because girlfriend is a powerhouse.)
