Oh boy. I think we all saw this coming, but it's always a buzzkill when it does: Justin Bieber got arrested in Miami this morning, and was charged with driving under the influence, resisting arrest, and driving with an expired license — all after drag racing.
WHY.
According to Miami Beach police, the singer was under the influene of alcohol, pot, and prescription pills, and rapper Khalil was also arrested, too.
Apparently, Bieber was in a rented yellow Lamborghini and drag racing Khalil, who was in a red Lamborghini. They were spotted by police at 4 09 a.m. on Thursday, and were seen doing 55-60 mph in a residential 30 mph zone. (Great work, guys. You did it.)
Bringing me to my question: what the hell, guys? What's your damage? What's your deal? I was about to ask if you were on drugs, but yes. You were. Listen, I mean, maybe it's just the true poor talking, but when you can afford to rent Lamborghinis and you're still tiny children, you don't throw it away by being arrested in them. I feel like a Mom. I feel like a Mom who is just exhaused and knows her words aren't getting through to her kid, and she's just kind of like, "UGH FINE, WHATEVER." That's me right now. WHATEVER, BIEBER. I don't know why you're trying to hurt us (just kidding: he has a very warped sense of the word because he was raised in the spotlight), but I want you to stop.
I will play "Believe" on repeat in honour of what I know you can achieve. Never hurt us like this again, Bieber. Be the Marky Mark I know you can be.
