Well, I guess it’s to be expected: Prince Harry isn’t dating me.
In fact, Prince Harry isn’t just not dating me, he is dating Canadian actor Meghan Markle (of Suits), who he allegedly visited in her Dupont neighbourhood on Halloween.
So, this is me confirming that he is not dating me, a non-actress who does not live in the Dupont area. Prince Harry is dating Meghan Markle, he is not dating me.
In fact, word on the street is that Prince Harry flew into Toronto on October 28, and that the two have been talking since dude showed up in Canada for the Invictus Games back in the summer. (They were introduced in June.) So, this means that when he was meeting Markle and falling head over heels in love with her, he was not dating me.
(So again, this is just me confirming to all of you that Prince Harry is not dating me.)
Also, this whole relationship has played out in secret. They’ve been flying back and forth between Canada and England, Meghan’s (apparently) met Prince Charles, both have hung out in London and in Toronto. And neither have hung out with me because, again “ and I cannot stress this enough “ Prince Harry is not dating me.
And details are all still coming out because right now the biggest story is that Prince Harry is not dating me. Currently, news sources are trying to wrap their heads around that (the most important takeaway from this entire ordeal, FYI), and will go on to fill in the gaps in Harry and Markle’s relationship once the shock of Prince Harry not dating me wears off.
In the meantime, there is no news as to whether Harry Styles is dating me. So please stay tuned.