I have never seen Westworld. I will probably never see Westworld because I am tired all the time and also because I only watch Planet Earth 2, Great British Bake Off and The Crown, and the idea of adding another show to the mix is daunting and I hate it.
But all of you love Westwold. Goddamn, you love Westworld. Everyone has an opinion on Westworld, and as the season finale creeps up, I have thoughts and theories on what Westworld is about. Here’s what they are:
- Robots
- Cowboys and robots
- Thandie Newton, like . . . walking around?
- Evan Rachel Wood
- Evan Rachel Wood’s experience filming Across The Universe
- The Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen film, How the West Was Fun
- A behind-the-scenes look at the making of The West Wing
- The wild west
- The Will Smith film, Wild Wild West
- What happened after Fieval went west
- The opposite of every Mae West movie
- Adam West
- Dresses
- Walking around
- BIG REVEALS
- Computers?
- Steve Jobs?
- Bill Gates
- Hacking into the mainframe
- Whatever it is the little girl did in Jurassic Park to make the doors open
- Dell computers
- The woman who used to say, “You’ve got mail!” on AOL
- The other story of You’ve Got Mail
- Haircuts
- Whether any of you remember that Evan Rachel Wood was in Practical Magic
- The actual opposite of Practical Magic
- Blouses
- Suits (not to be confused with the series, Suits)
- Flattering lighting
- #technology
- Why Mac stopped making those really fun colourful bubble computers
- Why Jobs didn’t get better reviews (the movie, not the man)
- Why Jobs didn’t get better reviews (the man, not the movie)
- Kate Winslet’s accent in Jobs
- How 10 years ago we had Bob Hope, Steve Jobs and Johnny Cash and now we have no Hope, no Jobs and no Cash
- How it was actually more than ten years ago we had those things
- Sting
- Emails
- Why selecting “unsubscribe” never works for me and why I always still get emails from Hulu despite never having subscribed to Hulu
- The Twitter fail whale
- The extinction of the Twitter fail whale
- All 140 characters of Twitter
- Why I can’t scroll through Twitter for less than 14148 minutes at a time
- Why Leonardo DiCaprio won’t follow me back on Twitter
- Why Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t win an Oscar for Romeo + Juliet
- Why Leonardo DiCaprio and I haven’t dated yet
- Leonardo DiCaprio
- This post
- This post that will make Leonardo DiCaprio fall in love with me
Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong.
Image courtesy of HBO Canada
