Charlie Sheen‘s breakdown is something we’ve all been watching quite closely. It is afterall, very entertaining. So, we all know that Charlie was hoping that Two and a Half Men‘s executive producer, Chuck Lorre, would apologize for cancelling the rest of the show’s season while, of course, licking Charlie’s feet.
Well, this didn’t quite go the way Charlie had hoped.
Yesterday, the show’s executives and the people at Warner Bros. announced that Charlie got the boot as Two and a Half Men‘s shinning star.
“After careful consideration, Warner Bros. Television has terminated Charlie Sheen’s services on Two and a Half Men effective immediately,” Warner Bros. says in a statement.
“They continue to be in breach, like so many whales,” Charlie Sheen said in a statement after finding out about the fate of his job. “It is a big day of gladness at the Sober Valley Lodge because now I can take all of the bazillions, never have to look at [expletive] again and I never have to put on those silly shirts for as long as this warlock exists in the terrestrial dimension.”
Huh? I have no idea what Charlie is talking about, but I’m still waiting for a passionate interview (remember, it’s not anger…) in which Charlie, very explicitly, tells the world why Warner Bros. suck.
So what happens to Two and a Half Men now? No one really knows yet. Warner Bros. has not commented on the future of the show, but I’d say it’s time for them to call it a day and move on. However, there are rumours that the studio is looking for a new lead character the finish off the last two seasons. That would not be a wise decision my friends.
To top it all off, a representative from Warner Bros. sent Charlie’s lawyer an 11-page letter, pleading that the people around Charlie stop enabling him and get him the help he so badly needs. Along with the letter was a 10-page document with a list of links to online news stories about Charlie’s recent behaviour.
I guess having tiger blood and adonis DNA couldn’t get Charlie out of this mess.