How to Fake Baseball Fandom

Baseball season is upon us and (especially if you live in Toronto since the Jays' season opener was yesterday and, yeah, they totally won) you may want to think about jumping on the baseball bandwagon this summer. Why, you ask? Well, in my experience, after all the sporting events that I've attended, baseball fans are by far the sexiest. I've been to tons of hockey, basketball, soccer and football games and trust me”the crowd at a baseball game is one that turns heads.

Except, the only heads that are turning belong to the girls who aren't really into the game but are only there to enjoy a sunny afternoon of beer and hot dogs. The guys aren't looking anywhere but the field. So if you want to have any chance at impressing them, you're going to need to get into the game too. Or at least be really good at faking it (and let's hope the faking stops there). Follow these seven easy tips to fake baseball fandom and try to pick up a cutie in a ball cap this season.

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6. HECKLE!

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Not only is this mandatory for being a truly hardcore baseball fan, it’s my favourite part of baseball games. It’s FUN, simple as that, especially once you’ve gotten a couple of beers in you. You could heckle the opposing team OR you could heckle your OWN team and appear even more hardcore. Chirp them about everything they do and you’ll fit right in with those angry never-can-be-pleased fans. And if you don’t really know what to yell, just make fun of their hair.

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