Decoding Celebrity Expressions

Stars! They’re just like us! But prettier! And richer! And way more likely to have their cell phones hacked the moment they try to text a naked picture to their boyfriend! But behind that poreless skin and those unbelievably white teeth there lie real brains with real thoughts. Here, we decode celebrity expressions to find out what deep thoughts they’re thinking:

Katy Perry, 2011 MTV VMAs
Sparkle. Panda. Candy. Pink. Glitter. Beep. Bop. Boop. Shiny. Twinkles. Sugar. Kitten. Sequin.

Katy Perry MTV'S MMVAS

Kyle Richards, 2011 Emmys
Chin down. Shoulders back. If anybody asks, remember that you are PARIS HILTON’S AUNT!
Kyle Richards Emmys 2011 

Jennifer Lawrence, 2011 Oscars
Everyone looks way too surprised at how hot I look.
Jennifer Lawrence 2011 Oscars 

Paz de la Huerta, 2011 Emmys
Watch your back, Chloe Sevigny, there’s a new barometer for weird girls in Hollywood. And you’re looking at her and her flamingo-inspired dress right now.
Paz de la Huerta 2011 Emmys

Justin Bieber, 2011 MTV VMAs
If one more person asks if I’ve seen lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com I am just going to snap.
Justin Bieber 2011 MTV VMAs 

Jude Law, 2011 Oscars
Making eye contact will convince her that I have subscribed to GOOP.
Jude Law 2011 Oscars

Nicki Minaj, 2011 MTV VMAs
I wonder how many old people in the midwest will shake their head at this photograph in People magazine. Does this face make me more relevant?
Nicki Minaj 2011 MTV VMAs 

Christina Hendricks, 2011 Emmys
If I change my pose even slightly, I risk hitting myself in the chin with my boobs. Will maintain glassy-eyed stillness.
Christina Hendricks 2011 Emmys

Anna Paquin, 2011 Oscars
No. He’s not my dad. He’s my HUSBAND. HUSBAND.
Anna Paquin 2011 Oscars

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  1. Avatar
    • Anonymous
    • January 1, 1970
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    Paz de la Huerta scares the crap out of me! She’s thinking about eating my liver with some fava beans and chianti, for sure.
  2. Avatar
    • Anonymous
    • January 1, 1970
    Reply
    Sorry to disappoint, but I just don’t think it’s possible that Katy Perry actually has the brain capacity to think of something as solid as “Kitten”.
  3. Avatar
    • Anonymous
    • January 1, 1970
    Reply
    Paz de la Huerta scares the crap out of me! She’s thinking about eating my liver with some fava beans and chianti, for sure.
  4. Avatar
    • Anonymous
    • January 1, 1970
    Reply
    Sorry to disappoint, but I just don’t think it’s possible that Katy Perry actually has the brain capacity to think of something as solid as “Kitten”.

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