We Know Who Rory Will End Up With Based on Foolproof Evidence

When I moved from one country to another earlier this summer, my mother tried to sneak all seven box set DVDS of Gilmore Girls into my luggage. If that isn't proof that I was raised on this show, then I don't know what is. That being said, who Rory Gilmore ends up with in the Netflix's Gilmore Girls: A Year In the Life reboot is very, very important to me. I have a lot of feelings on this topic but have also done a lot of research. Therefore, here is both my conclusion and my reasoning for said conclusion, conducted through the process of elimination. Please hold all commenting and questions until the end. I am right and you are wrong.