Titanic

Just in time for Valentine's Day, the epic - and doomed - love story at sea, Titanic, returns to theatres this weekend to commemorate the film's 25th anniversary. This is where I make the most obvious joke in the world and say that, at 25, Titanic is officially too old for Leonardo DiCaprio. Leo's heart has definitely gone on, apparently right on over to a 19-year-old. But that's another piece for another day. And also perhaps, as Kris Jenner would say, a case for the FBI.