Well, here’s a thing I didn’t think would be news in my lifetime: Kylie Jenner thinks she started wigs.
I don’t know, you guys. I just get up every day, I scroll through the internet (the whole thing — I read the entire internet), and I land on the most controversial news in an attempt to spice up our lives. But nobody expected this.
Let me elaborate. In an interview with Marie Claire, Kylie Jenner sat down and stated the obvious truth: she — as I just mentioned — started wigs.
“I started wigs, and now everyone is wearing wigs,” she said. “Kim just used my wig guy last night. I just do whatever I want to do, and people will follow.”
Of course, Twitter blew up and everyone got sad and Kylie took to her own social media to set the record straight.
“When publications switch up your words for hype… Damn,” she tweeted.
Which obviously took care of everything.
And look, I have no issues with Kylie Jenner. First off, she’s 10. When I was her age, I even more clueless, and ended a thing with a boy at school because he wasn’t like Eminem enough. So: we all make mistakes. (And also this isn’t a think piece about Kylie Jenner because I can’t, I’m sorry.) But also, I’m worried about what she thinks she started.
In case Marie Claire didn’t misquote her, here are a few things Kylie did not start in case inquiring minds want to know.
– Wooden ships
– The waltz
– Bell bottoms
– The Bee Gees
– Eyelashes
– Lipstick
– Jeans
– Snapchat
– Being a teen
– The American Revolution
– “Hamilton”
– Lin-Manuel Miranda
– Kanye West’s music
– Jay Z and Beyonce
– Sneakers
– Sneakers with wings
– Jackets
– Harmonicas
– The beach
– The Beach (the Leonardo DiCaprio movie0
– Leonardo DiCaprio memes
– Leonardo DiCaprio, in general
– Hashtag games
– Ponies
– Ginuwine’s “Pony”
– Skateboards
– This antique tin of the king and queen I have on my desk
– My desk
– This post
– Blogs in general
– Meryl Streep
– tweeting in lowercase letters lol
– TWEETING IN ALL CAPS LOL
– Christmas
– Thanksgiving
– Valentine’s Day
– Jacob Tremblay
– Jacob Tremblay’s puppy, Rey Tremblay
– Glasses
– Fashion Week
– Vogue magazine
– Anna Wintour’s haircut
– Wigs
And look where we ended up again.
So there you have it: Kylie Jenner did not start wigs or any of the above. She started other stuff for sure, though! But that’s not what this post is about, so I’m not going to talk about any of it here.
Happy Equal Pay Day! Remember that this post will garner only 70% of the traffic the same post written by a man would. 😉
