Vanderpump Rules

Outside of thinking Ariana’s okay and Katie Maloney has levelled up to being a Final Boss, I’ve chosen to hate pretty much everybody on Vanderpump this season. This is for the simple reason that most of these people are middle-aged, insufferable, and somehow striving to do worse. Tom Sandoval is a curse upon our televisions, Lala has entered a reality only she has access to, Sheena’s jealousy is seeping into everything and absolutely crushing any semblance of vibe. And then, of course, there’s Jo: the sort-of something to King of the Fuckboys, Tom Schwartz. A woman who made me cringe because I saw myself in her.