Don’t get us wrong, we love our men, but sometimes they just say the darndest things that make us wonder…what on earth goes on in their minds?
We spoke with a few ladies who were willing to share the funniest/craziest/weirdest things their men have ever said:
“My boyfriend came over, saw a picture of me and my friends from a few years ago and said, ‘Wow, you were really in your prime then.” – Melanie
“You look SO hot carrying that pizza” “ Adriana
Recently when I was sick, my husband said, ˜Hey Baby, how’s about we make your flu a Sexually Transmitted Disease?’ – Rachel
“I’d come by to see you, but I don’t have any gas money” – Sarah
When you get angry, you have the cutest little lines in your forehead. – Jenn
‘I felt like I was sharing the space’ “ my boyfriend after we tried a couples’ vibrator for the first time. – Rachel
You’re not fat, I’m just really skinny. “ Karlie
Have you ever tried masturbating with a tampon? “ Nicole
My testicles are tingling. Someone must be thinking of me. “ Laura
Your skinny jeans look better on me. “ Julie
Their washroom smells so good, is their sh*t heavenly or something? – Kait
“If we ever move in together, we’re gonna have to buy a really comfy couch because I’ll be sleeping on it quite a bit” – Jessica
“Your belly makes the comfiest pillow.” – Chloe
“One guy I was dating told me, ‘Wow, it’s such a relief to know that you’re still attractive without makeup!’ I was wearing makeup.” – Diana
Have your say! Tweet us your boyfriend’s verbal gems @29secrets with the hashtag #shitmybfsays
*Names have been changed
